The white stuff
The white stuff
(Verse) The first spoon was a great spoon
The second spoon was a spat
The third time I got hot holders
Now I hope they last
I can see it looks like chalk
But it don’t seem t’come off
Can see it in every piece from you
Even on my pots
(Chorus) You got the white stuff baby
I don’t know how you got it on
You got the white stuff baby
That’s the reason why I sing this song
All that I needed was you
But now, you’re dusty white
And all that I wanted was spoons
Spats that don’t scrape and tongs too
Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh.
Oh Oh Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh Oh.


But seriously folks, I have white stuff ALL OVER my stinking silicone cookware. I started with a spoon, and then a spatula, then flat pot holders, even a silicone tagine (still unused because I fear the white stuff). I’m not sure what is causing it. I loved them and then, well, neglected them a bit and now we have the white stuff.

Is it the soaking occasionally when I’m lazy? You know, in a greasy dishpan with Dawn detergent. Running pieces through the dishwasher (hard to find good, environmentally friendly dish soap for there - I use Publix Lemon)?

What would fix this issue, anyone? Scrubbing with Dawn has not really done much. Would vinegar help? Or hurt the silicone? What about Charlie’s Soap (I use it in my washing machine, might try it in the dishwasher)? Baking soda paste? Borax? I’ve done internet searches, and had been preparing to simply experiment when the lovely reverse WFMW came up …

Feed me your ideas and experience!


For this and other bad puns, mangling of boy-band lyrics, and problems that you might be the only person able to solve, see all the Works For You Wednesday posts this week at rocksinmydryer.net!